Friday, May 20, 2011

SHTF

 
Is it the end of the world tomorrow? Unlikely.

The end of the world has been predicted so many times it's hard to keep track of all the religious nutzos who make the predicitons. 1666, 1844, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1942, 1981, 1988, 1989, 1992, 1993, 1994, 2006 all had dates that were supposed to be the rapture or judgment day or whatever. People predict the end of times every day. So far no one has been right.

I, as an Agnostic Atheist, do not believe that a god is going to destroy the Earth or whatever tomorrow. I believe more in a zombie apocalypse than that. In fact, it is more possible that tomorrow is the zombie apocalypse than people magically floating away into the clouds.

But I still am an Agnostic, so I don't believe we can know for certain until it has already happened (and even then, we still can't know). So here is a fun little prank you can play on your neighbors tomorrow afternoon:


However if tomorrow really is judgment day or the second coming of Jesus or a nuclear holocaust, I'll probably just sit around singing "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)", because it's doubtful that I will be part of the 144,000 that are supposedly being saved (where did that number even come from?!?!?!?).


24 comments:

  1. I did a post about this, seems as if it's spreading. I highly doubt this will happen though, interesting topic though.

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  2. Mankind isn't going to seize to exist.
    shit is all bullsh*t that some guy with to much time in his life has said...

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  3. Still here!!! I hope it doesn't end , they've forecast sun for the weekend and I want to go to the beach

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  4. am i to late to start asking christians for the stuff since they won't need it anymore?

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  5. That picture gave me a killer idea to do to my brother haha

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  6. I'd love to do that prank to my neighbors, that's freakin hilarious.

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  7. Nobody can predict when something like this will happen.

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  8. I would have freaked out If I saw clothing laying around ,hhahha , seriously what the hell with this people

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  9. Something very minor is going to happen and everyone will act like it is something. It's what happens every time.

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  10. im gonna have to find some old clothes

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  11. Agnostic master race reporting in!

    Still alive here! :D

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  12. Oh god, its the 21st.... wait I am still alive. YAY. :)

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  13. Well, looks like I'm still alive... huh. That second picture is awesome tho.

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  14. it didnt happen that guys is a crazy

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  15. Why would so few be saved? And I guess everything went better than expected :D

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  16. I would have freaked out If I saw clothing laying around

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  17. A few people flipped a bitch on my Facebook about the clothes people were laying around. I LOL'd.

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  18. Yea, end of the world, like that will happen by someone like that.

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  19. i can only imagine families hunkered all down in there basements waiting, gez people are soo like sheep

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  20. Well... I'm still alive!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

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  21. Imagine how awkward he felt the next morning.

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  22. Made me lol. Have you heard the guys comment on this? It was only a spiritual rapture...

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