Uncle Fred's Used Bedpan

When I was a kid one time I mixed milk and Gatorade together because I thought it might taste good. I remember as soon as I poured the two in the same glass I saw everything separate into multiple layers - the water, the fat in the milk, the electrolytes in the gatorade, some other weird stuff I couldn't recognize. It was so disgusting looking I can't even describe what it looked like.

But as an adventurous child, I wanted to know what it tasted like. So I took a sip. Let's just say it tasted better going out than it did coming in.

So you can imagine what I thought when I heard about this:

Uncle Fred's Used Bedpan

Ingredients:

1 oz. Wild Turkey 80 proof Bourbon

1/4 oz. Kahlua

1/4 oz. Creme de Banane

Chocolate Milk

Yellow Gatorade

I almost gagged. That has got to be the most disgusting drink I've ever heard of.

Would you ever try this?